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I would do anything to have his ears
Just so I could hear the things he hears
I have this master plan
But I need to work out the kinks
To steal the brain out of that shrink
Just so I can understand the things you think
I don’t think that I used my time right
So ill pick some thyme out of the garden
Sprinkle holy water on it
And maybe at that point
I can go back and change a few things
I hope that my breath doesn’t smell bad
I hope that my nose isn’t running
But most of all I hope you all
Don’t think that this hat makes my ears look funny
While all of my friends get married
I wont be checking off any plus one
I will die alone
There must be something wrong with me
I must have greasy hair and fleas
But I think I'm just a little too strange
I hope that my breath doesn’t smell bad
I hope that my nose isn’t running
But most of all I hope you all
Don’t think that this hat makes my ears look funny
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I'm an awful awful person
Who does awful awful things
And I can’t tell anybody
No I can’t say anything
I’m a really real bad person
But I deserve to live
I like eating children
And I love killing kids
And that goes the same for women
That goes the same for men
Though I cant count all my wrongings
I’m sure there’s more than ten
Ill prove it to you one day
Ill show you all I've done
I’ve got a sinking feeling
That you’ll find a smoking gun
The sun there in the sky it burns my eyes
When I leave my house to go outside
I don’t want to go to work I'de rather die
But ill be broken bored and broke if I don’t try
So I try
I try
And if I die
Don’t cry
So lock up your daughters
Lock up your wives
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
So don’t you mess around
Cuz I'm TNT
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Dinner Table
01:46
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We are laughing while we’re talking in our own little world
The way you speak to me makes me feel at home
It’s just you and me at this end of the dinner table
Everyone around us irrelevant
I wish that you were my girl
I know I want you but I cant
I know I need you but it won’t work out
I’m real good friends with your boyfriend as of right now
And our buddy sitting across from us pulls me to the side and says,
“Mike, you must be doing something right
she’s been laughing out loud all night
and you haven’t taken your eyes off her the entire time.”
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Corn Waltz
00:43
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Linden Trees
02:02
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My friends will be proud of me
I’m done with all that cocaine and crystal meth
I’m done with all the hardcore drugs
Like the oxy cotton that shit made me sweat
So ill take my needle
And fill it to the brim with bacon fat
Inject it into my veins
And give myself the most rewarding heart attack
And I did the dirty with this girl that shot up heroin with me
And we conceived the cutest blonde haired baby New Jersey has ever seen
And while she’s eating her cheerios
I might as well of said “adios”
I saw her spoon with a lighter right beside me
I saw my old friend heroin in the garbage can
Screaming try me
Robert try me try me
Why don't me and you
Go to your room
I can make you feel higher than that Snoopy balloon
Stick me in your arm
We can go to the farm
Pick out linden trees
To replace all of the arborvitaes
Why don’t me and you
Go to the zoo
We can paint the asses of the baboons to a dark blue
When she’s done with her cheerios
She’s in the basement watching her favorite shows
I’m in my bedroom all alone
And I overdose
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Won't you do me a favor and make yourself less attractive
I will sneak into your bathroom and switch your canola oil with your proactive
So when you wake up
Your face looks like the Rockies
If looks could kill
Yours would be a virus
You're single handedly spreading the swine flu virus among us
If i die in my sleep tonight
I know it was because your face was inches away from mine
And it's outrageous
If you ever wish to speak with me
I will take you to go get plastic surgery
I'll tell the doctor to make your face look like that actor Machete
If looks could kill
Yours would be a virus
You're single handedly spreading the swine flu virus among us
If i die in my sleep tonight
I know it was because your face was inches away from mine
And it's outrageous
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